Pug's Kitchen

Telling the stories while sharing the recipes

  • Lockdown Lamb Hotpot

    This second lockdown has been tough for everyone – the days are shorter, the nights are longer and the temperature is lower. All in all it’s been a bit of a grim experience.

    The highlight has been my social bubble – those friends who have helped me navigate the past month with love, laughter, long walks in the park and Zoom calls to die for.

    I made this hotpot for the one Social Bubble Buddy I was allowed to meet indoors. I’m trying to be good with my money to make it last longer while looking for work, so I’m creating dishes that can feed many people for at least two days.

    This recipe is an absolute belter – it has minimal ingredients, is easy to put together and tastes great heated up as leftovers. And it’s best to use the cheaper cuts of lamb – you’re going to cook this for an age so they’ll soften up nicely while tasting superb.

    For all you purists out there, this is not a Lancashire Hotpot which has kidneys in it – my last experience with those still has me traumatised.

    Music to listen to while preparing this dish: ‘Spooky’ by Dusty Springfield

    Ingredients

    • 900g Lamb, cut into small chunks
    • 2 Large onions, thinly sliced
    • 3 Large potatoes, thinly sliced
    • 3 Sprigs thyme, leaves removed
    • 1L Hot lamb stock
    • Flour for dusting
    • Salt and pepper
    • Butter

    Method

    1. Heat your oven to 170 fan and generously grease a large casserole dish with butter.
    2. Lightly dust the lamb with the flour – you want a delicate coating, not a smothering.
    3. Now’s the time to start your layering – start with a layer of potatoes, then your lamb, then half your thyme, then half the onions. Remember to season each layer as you go. Each layer should be packed with lamb and onions.
    4. Repeat the process ending with an artistically arranged layer of potatoes. Dot the top layer with generous amounts of butter.
    5. Gently pour in your hot stock – the fluid should just nip the heels of your top layer, not drown it.
    6. Cover your casserole and cook for three hours. Remove the lid for the last hour so the spuds crisp up (mine was a little pale). If your potatoes start to catch, push down with a spoon to coat them with a little lamb liquor.

    Serve with a Wilfrid Rousse Chinon Clos de la Roche – tasty but not too heavy.

  • Cream of Chicken Curry Risotto

    There are three things about this dish you need to consider before preparing it:

    1. Apologise to all your Italian friends for the liberty you are about to take with a national dish.
    2. It looks like a Vesta curry from the 1970s but tastes amazing.
    3. It’s better the day after – the spices mellow and warm into each other beautifully.

    This was born out of a desperate scramble for a curry with the contents of my reasonably stocked cupboards, my spice rack and the left over roast chicken from the night before. I love using arborio rice for big-hitting flavours as it absorbs them well and carries them delightfully. While I apologise for brutalising Italy’s national dish, I make no such apology for the pleasure I take in eating the end results.

    Spices are a personal matter – for my mood I wanted some fire without the ensuing eruptions the morning after so I balanced fresh ginger, curry powder, white pepper, garam masala and a medium chilli… just the one. To balance the spices I used some coconut cream – it really toned the heat while adding a dash of luxury. 

    Clockwise from top; garlic, white pepper, ginger, garam masala, chilli,

    It’s your curry, you decide the spices you want.

    Music to listen to while preparing this dish: ‘Big Time Sensuality’ by Björk

    Ingredients

    • Leftover roast chicken, shredded
    • 500g Arborio rice
    • 1 Onion finely chopped
    • 2 Garlic cloves, finely grated
    • 2” Fresh ginger, finely grated
    • 1tsp White pepper
    • 1tbsp Garam masala
    • 1tbsp Mild curry powder
    • 1 Green chilli, thinly sliced
    • 1.5 litres Hot chicken stock
    • 1 Small can coconut cream
    • 1 Small bunch of coriander, finely chopped
    • Oil for frying
    • Salt and pepper to season

    Method

    1. Gently warm a really good glug of oil in a heavy-bottomed pan and gently sauté the onions, seasoning with salt.
    2. After around five minutes they should be golden and translucent – at this point add the garlic and fresh ginger and fry for a further two minutes.
    3. Next add the white pepper, garam masala, curry powder and green chilli and mix well. Cook the mix down over a gentle heat for a good three minutes.
    4. Add your rice to the pan and mix well. You may think you won’t be able to coat all the rice, but stick at it and all will come good.
    5. Now it’s time to add your stock – gradually. When the rice has absorbed the first pour of stock, add the next – think a ladle at a time and stir continuously. Do not rush this stage – the more attention you pay at this stage, the smoother and more velvety your risotto will be. You may not use all your stock, it really does depend on the rice you have.
    6. After around 20 mins your risotto should be done. When you test it, the sensation should be al dente, not chalky. If it’s a little gritty still, keep adding stock.
    7. Once it is done, add your shredded chicken and coriander and stir through (saving some coriander for garnish). Reduce the heat to low and cook through for five mins. Then stir through your coconut cream.
    8. Remove from heat, cover and let stand for 10-15mins. Serve with the last of your coriander as garnish.

    Serve with a lightly chilled Frei Brothers Cabernet Sauvignon from Sonoma

  • Gently Spiced Flamini Apple Cake for Lockdown Elevenses

    So two things have happened in the past few weeks – we’ve entered the autumn period and we’ve entered another lockdown. So it means two things… The apple harvest is in and we need comfort food. And this is where Sarah comes in…

    I first met Sarah during one of my walkabouts when I worked at RICS on Parliament Square. The purpose of these walkabouts is to put a human face to me, the digital editor, to get to know the people using the tech I harnessed and to get a little bit of gossip.

    And Sarah was a delight…. Smokey voiced, all-knowing eyes and a laugh that promised a filthy joke or two. Think Emma Peel in the Avengers… of the Chartered Surveying world. In short, she’s a marvel. She’s also the Flamini this recipe is named after.

    Our career paths took us in different directions – me to Syco and her to an orchard in the country where she is doyenne of several apple varieties, some ancient and some old favourites. So when she put out a call for who wanted the fruits of her hard work, I volunteered.  The next day I was the proud owner of a tray of Bramleys, an assortment of rarer varieties and a litter of quinces (currently being made into an alcoholic brew by a friend).

    I’ve been busy with these apples – I’ve made crumble, I’ve made stewed apples and I have shared the spoils with my neighbours. But I wanted something that would keep, something cakey, something for elevenses so I headed back to basics and made apple cake… and it’s delicious.

    A perfect slice of apple cake – perfect hot or cold

    It’s not refined, it’s not light, it’s a no-brainer for people like me who find desserts a challenge. For this recipe I went heavy on the fruit, if you want a lighter sponge-type cake, remove one of the apples and one of the eggs. Everything else remains the same.

    Music to listen to while preparing this dish: ‘Drop Dead Gorgeous’ by Republica

    Ingredients

    • 300g Self Raising flour
    • 150g Sugar (plus extra for dusting)
    • 125g Unsalted butter, melted
    • 2 Eggs, beaten
    • 4 Medium Bramley apples, chopped into 1cm cubes
    • 2 pieces of stem ginger roughly chopped
    • 1tsp Ground ginger

    Method

    1. Heat your oven to 180º and liberally grease a lasagne dish.
    2. Combine the flour, sugar and ground ginger in a large mixing bowl.
    3. Add the apples and stem ginger and mix to evenly distributed.
    4. Add the melted butter and eggs and mix till all the ingredients are well combined. You should have a thick heavy batter. If it’s a little dry, add a splash of milk. Use a large metal spoon if you have one.
    5. Press this into your greased dish, sprinkle with your extra sugar (and cinnamon if feeling decadent) and bake for 35-40mins.

    This is for Elevenses… that very English meal at 11am where the only drink option is a Cup of Builder’s Tea.

  • Noel’s cinnamon lemon chicken with rice

    Noel has been my best friend for 25 years. We met in the mid-1990s when we were both barmen working in the upstairs bar at 79CXR, the first central London bar to have a late night license while we had a late night attitude.

    At its best, our part of the bar was five-deep with customers each being served with sass and, if needed, sarcasm. The bar is long gone but our friendship remains. Noel is a talented portrait artist, an opera aficionado and a terrific cook.

    Our bromance has been peppered with the tastiest meals made on the smallest budgets, each inspired by one of Noel’s trips abroad.

    Noel Bensted Self Portrait

    One of my fondest memories of Noel centres around a dinner, but the focus this time wasn’t on the food, it was on the dominatrix who brought her ‘dog’ to dinner. I’ve related this story on h2g2, you need to read it to believe it.

    Dominatrix by Noel Bensted (That's me in the background)

    Noel falls in love with countries, and this recipe for two is inspired by the trip we took to Marrakech and ate a dozen courses in the Jamaa el-Fna for less than a tenner each.

    Music to prepare this dish to: ‘Kiss from a rose’ by Seal

    Ingredients

    For the chicken

    • 6 skinless chicken thigh fillets (don’t use chicken breast, you need meat with flavour)
    • 2 tablespoons cinnamon
    • 2 tablespoon mixed herbs
    • Juice and flesh of two lemons
    • Salt & pepper

    For the rice

    • 250g cooked rice (basmati, long grain, pre-cooked the choice is yours)
    • 2 large onions sliced
    • Salt & pepper

    Method

    1. Start by preparing the onions for the rice by sweating them down over a medium heat with some salt and pepper. This will take around 25 mins, you want them to be dark and unctuous. Once done, turn the heat off and put the pan to one side.
    2. Fry chicken with salt and pepper in oil until browned. You really do have to make sure the chicken is well browned as this will give the dish a deep, earthy flavour.
    3. Add the cinnamon and herbs and stir.
    4. Add the lemon juice and flesh, cover and simmer on a medium heat for half an hour or 40 mins until the chicken is tender.
    5. Turn over chicken pieces a few times. If the pan is a little dry, add some water to loosen the sauce. Chicken thighs can produce a lot of oil, if this is the case, skim this off with a flat spoon.
    6. Five minutes before the chicken is ready, warm the pan with the onions and stir in the rice until both are heated through.

    Serve with a very cold, medium white wine… and some pride.

    How it looks and sounds

  • Three-mustard chicken for the longer Autumn Nights

    This meal started out very differently… it wasn’t meant to be with chicken at all. It was meant to be with kidneys.

    I pride myself on eating everything at least once, but I failed miserably this time. I cleaned the kidneys impeccably but when it came to cooking them I started to retch. The smell, like frying a urinal cake, became too much. I had to stop the cooking and get rid of the kidneys (I hate waste) and put the rubbish out straight away. 

    It didn’t stop there… the smell lingered in my tiny kitchen/living room… I ‘Shake & Vac’ed’ the carpet, wiped the walls down and scrubbed my chopping board to an inch of its existence. It wasn’t how I saw my night going…

    I swear with an ill wind I can still smell them.

    So when all else fails, resort to chicken thighs and for this dish they work exceptionally well. You’ll want to serve these with potatoes (or fried polenta) so you can mop up as much of the tangy sauce as possible. If you can’t get the tarragon mustard, use an extra dessert spoon of dijon and a heaped tablespoon of chopped fresh tarragon. This will serve two.

    Music to listen to while preparing this dish: ‘Ballroom Blitz’ by Sweet

    Ingredients

    • 6 Chicken thighs (skinless/boneless)
    • 2tbsp dried mixed herbs
    • Juice of 1 lemon diluted with a good splash of water
    • 200ml Crème fraîche
    • 1dstspn Dijon Mustard
    • 1dstspn Wholegrain Mustard
    • 1dstspn Tarragon Mustard
    • Salt and pepper

    Method

    1. Fry the chicken thighs on a medium-high heat, season with salt and pepper and sprinkle over half your mixed herbs. Fry for about 8 minutes to get a good colour on them.
    2. Once golden, turn the thighs and sprinkle over the remaining herbs. Once the underside has a good colour return them to their normal position. Gently pour in the lemon/water mix and gently shake the thighs to deglaze the pan a little.
    3. Cover and simmer in the lemon mix for about 20 minutes, reducing the heat if need be.
    4. After about 20 minutes your thighs will be cooked and you should have a thick syrupy sauce. Remove the pan from the heat and put the thighs to one side to rest, covered, while you whip up the sauce.
    5. In your still-warm pan add the mustards and the crème fraîche and mix well over a medium-low heat. I used a pan-friendly whisk but a wooden spoon will do.
    6. Once the sauce is combined and warmed through, decant into a sauce boat… it’s now ready to pour over your chicken once it’s plated.

    This is quite tangy so splash out on a full-bodied white to balance it out… a Clos Saint Michel, Châteauneuf-du-Pape should do the trick.

  • Caviar Croustades for Gillian & Peter

    There is one universal truth – we all love the nibbles at a dinner party. The variety of tastes, textures and combinations often outshine the main event.

    There’s an even greater truth about nibbles. No one likes to make them. They’re a pain, they’re finickity and if you’ve spent hours making them you eye them with a deep contempt usually reserved for the washing up.

    So to deliver on the first and not the second of these truths, I conjured up these little tubs of delight while we hosted Gillian and Peter for a meal during our staycation in Whitstable.

    Gillian is my former boss and now firm friend; we share a love of food, wine and the odd filthy joke. She’s also an inspiration; that gentle tinkling you may hear every now and then? That’s the glass ceiling that Gillian keeps breaking. It’s always a pleasure to host the pair of them – even more so in these odd times.

    The joy of these nibbles is there’s no cooking involved, it’s just assembly and presentation. And these little beauties really do look the part – simply arranged on a board in unison they tempt as much as they delight.

    You’ll need a few specific items which I have linked in the ingredients list below, a wooden board to present them on and a teaspoon to fill them. The most important component is the croustade (pictured at the end) – you’ll find these, oddly enough, in the aisle with the cheese crackers.

    Music to listen to while preparing this dish: ‘Crying at the Discoteque’ by Sophie Ellis-Bextor

    Ingredients

    Method

    1. Finely chop your smoked trout.
    2. Using your teaspoon, assemble each of the croustades in the following order: Trout, Cheese, Pepper, Caviar.
    3. The cheese layer should be flush with the top of the croustade with the caviar rising a little above.

    Serve immediately with an ice cold Barnsole 2016 Classic Sparkling Wine… let’s keep it local.

    Look out for: Rahms Croustades

    Rahms Croustades
  • The Belgravia

    I have a Love-Hate relationship with my flat. I love it but I hate the four floors I have to climb to get into it. A spiral staircase, at night, after some merriment is a challenge. You think you’ve made it and then you realise there is ONE MORE FLOOR.

    My flat is a garret on one of the prettiest roads in central London. It’s a Victorian block on a road lined with interior design shops, there’s a farmers market on a Saturday and a few good pubs right on my doorstep. I have a tin roof and triple height windows throughout. I’ve also got some great neighbours – as London gets more anonymous, I take comfort in the fact I know my neighbours and they know me.

    I ended up here by accident – a series of unfortunate break-ups and house moves meant I had to find something quick and immediate. This flat fell into my lap. But unknown to me at the time, I have history here… quite a bit.

    While my dad was ill we talked about his time in London, my time in London and then he casually dropped in that he managed the Victoria Wine shop on Ebury Street. That’s the street that runs parallel to mine. The street that I can see (in winter when the leaves are gone) from the desk I am typing this on. And if I crane my neck, I can see the shop my father used to work in (now an estate agent).

    Pimlico Road, a village in the heart of London… my home

    In the summer, this flat gets hot…. very hot, so I take to the balcony (really an open staircase) to drink in the view and drink something to cool me down. It’s often too hot for wine, way too hot for cocktails and unfortunately I’m not a great beer drinker… so I created this cooler to slake my thirst.

    It’s a long drink, made of three simple ingredients which together produce an earthy, elegant and crisp cooler that takes seconds to make and a good while to drink. Perfect for those long summer evenings (or those shorter winter ones). 

    So this is The Belgravia – my tribute to the area that has been so good to me for a decade.

    Music to listen to while making this cocktail: ‘Don’t let me down, gently’ by The Wonder Stuff

    Ingredients

    • 50ml Bourbon
    • 150ml Tonic water (don’t use slimline, it’s artificially sweet and ruins the balance of the drink)
    • 3 large sprigs of mint (plus one for decoration)
    • Ice

    Method

    1. In a shaker, muddle the mint and the bourbon.
    2. Shake with a heap of ice.
    3. Strain into a tumbler filled with ice, add your tonic and gently stir. 
    4. Garnish with mint
  • Sam’s Turkish fish stew

    Sam Semple is one of my oldest and dearest friends. I first met him in 1999 when we were both editors on Douglas Adams’ community website h2g2, the idea of which was to create a user generated version of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

    samsemple

    The site went through some turbulent times which Sam and I weathered to survive a particular bleak winter (3 months over Christmas with no pay) to come out the other side richer and employed by the BBC. We’ve worked together off and on since then and when our professional ways parted, we’ve remained good friends.

    Sam is a singer-songwriter and his debut album called Mystery Songs was inspired by the coming birth of his own son. Do download his album and the other songs he has out there, they’re beautifully written and stunningly voiced. It was to Sam who I turned when, in October 2013, my mum, my Duchess died. Sam stepped up and sang one of her favourite songs at the funeral (Summertime).

    Sam and I also bond over food. There was one occasion where I had to cook fish, I’ve never been confident with fish, for such a beautiful meat, so much can go wrong with it. Sam provided this recipe below (you’ll also find it on h2g2), which I’ve been using for the past 12 years or so. It’s quick, easy, delicious, serves four and only uses one pan.

    For this, and so much more, I thank you Sam.

    Music to listen to while preparing this dish: ‘Mona Lisa’ by Sam Semple

    Sam’s Turkish fish stew

    Ingredients

    • Any firm white fish (cod or haddock etc), two or three good-sized fillets (skinless)
    • Lots of fresh coriander (not the sample packs from supermarkets, the huge bunches from the markets) roughly chopped, stalks and all
    • 2 or 3 hot red chillies, finely chopped
    • 4 or 5 cloves of garlic, crushed or chopped
    • 1 large onion, diced into small cubes
    • 2 red peppers, chopped into large strips roughly two inches long, half an inch thick
    • 1/2 pint of full fat milk (don’t be tempted with skimmed/coconut/almond etc it just isn’t worth the effort)
    • Extra virgin olive oil
    • Salt and pepper
    • Dried oregano/pepper/thyme (pick one or mix)
    • Crusty bread and butter

    Method

    1. Cover a large, heavy-bottomed pan with the olive oil. Add the onion and sweat it down for five minutes.
    2. Add the chilli and garlic and red pepper strips. Season and sweat for a further 2-3 minutes
    3.  Add your roughly-chopped fresh coriander.
    4. Stir-fry all of this on a high heat for a couple of minutes till all the ingredients are mixed together and are covered in an oily film. You should look at the pan and think ‘That’s a lot of coriander’.
    5. Turn the heat down to low and carefully place the fish fillets on top. Sprinkle each piece with the oregano/pepper or thyme. Cover and keep on the low heat for 15 minutes. Keep checking as cooking times depend upon the thickness of the fillets.
    6. After 15 mins or so, the fish should be cooked. This bit is important, carefully add the milk, put the lid back on and simmer gently for a further 5 minutes on the same low heat setting. Don’t turn the heat up, this will cause the milk to split
    7. After the 5 minutes put the pan in the centre of the table and serve in to bowls with the bread and butter.

    This really is a surprise for most people and a crowd-pleaser for everyone

  • Ready, Steady, Chook – Garlic & Thyme Chicken

    I was hoping to share a recipe for an apricot and lemon thyme tarte tatin this week… with the memories evoked of Provence, rosé in the sun and the hope of a holiday in the south of France with the Clarke-Brown family. Fate had other plans…

    Instead my efforts turned my kitchen into a wasteland thick with the whiff of burnt sugar… yep, I burnt one batch of caramel, used salted butter in another and when I did get it right I dropped the tatin when I tried to flip it over. In short … I’m not trying that again.

    So, instead you are getting another chicken dish for the BBQ. I’m a big fan of cooking outdoors even if the weather is a bit dodgy and this recipe is real comfort food. It doesn’t give you crispy skin – think of it more of a quick cook casserole that produces a really moist chicken with a deeply rich and satisfyingly garlicky sauce with minimal effort.

    Spatchcocked, dry ingredients arranged, just waiting for the stock and lemon

    Music to listen to while preparing this dish: ‘I drove all night’ by Céline Dion

    Ingredients

    • 1 Medium chicken
    • 2 Large onions, quartered
    • 1 Large bulb garlic cut in half horizontally
    • 1 Large bunch thyme
    • Juice and flesh of 1 lemon
    • 2 litres hot chicken stock (plus more to top up if necessary)

    Method

    1. First spatchcock the chicken by putting it breast-side down, with the legs towards you.
    2. With a steady hand and your solid scissors cut up along each side of the parson’s nose – basically either side of the backbone. All that cracking and crunching you’ll feel is the rib bones breaking. Once you’r done, remove the backbone and keep it for stock.
    3. Turn the bird over and flatten it. Be prepared for some more cracking.
    4. Well done you! You’ve spatchcocked your first bird. Now put it in a BBQ-friendly roasting tin.
    5. Arrange the dry ingredients around the chicken, ensuring you get even distribution.
    6. Pour over the hot stock and add the lemon juice and flesh and seal tightly with tin foil.
    7. Once the coals are ready, place the tin on your bbq and close the lid, ensuring the air vents are open.
    8. After 1 hour remove the foil and check your liquid levels – they should be fine but if not, top up with a little stock. Foil off, close the lid of your BBQ.
    9. After a further 30mins your chicken is ready to carve and your sauce should be thick and gooey.

    Serve with steamed broccoli, a generous dollop of Dijon mustard and a hearty glass of Cuvée Saint Fructueux 2016.

  • Pearlie’s one-way to Cooperstown

    Pearlie, with her husband Mattie, is responsible for two things. The biggest hangover I’ve ever had from a wedding and one of the most elegant weddings I have ever attended.

    I met Pearlie through Damien about 10 years ago and we’ve flitted in and out of each other’s lives ever since. It’s been a friendship full of laughs, late nights and fabulous food… and Pearlie’s wedding reception was no exception.

    From the Bollinger poured and liberally maintained on arrival, through to the traditional tea ceremony and culminating in the wedding cake made of cheese wheels, it was truly a feast in every sense of the word. It’s also where the only decent photo of Damien I was taken.

    In all our finery at Pearlie and Mattie’s wedding

    We popped in the other day for a lockdown Italian night to belatedly celebrate Pearlie’s birthday; nibbles of meat, tapenade and grissini, pizzas made by Mattie, and gelato. We were in charge of the booze.

    What do you make one of London’s most elegant women to celebrate her birthday? You need something with a deep richness, a hint freshness, a powerful hit and a lot of elegance. It’s time for a one-way ticket to Cooperstown.

    The Cooperstown is a delightfully easy cocktail with four ingredients and a lot of refinement. The deeply rich vermouth mix, cut  with the gin, is pepped up with the undercurrent of mint whose flavour lingers longer than you’d imagine. It’s freshness begs you to take another sip… Here’s how you make it.

    Unfussy to look at but delightfully rich to drink: The Cooperstown

    Music to listen to while preparing the cocktail: ‘Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu’ (Volare) by Domenico Modugno

    Ingredients

    • 1/3 Dry gin
    • 1/3 Martini Rosso
    • 1/3 Martini Bianco Extra Dry
    • 2 Sprigs mint, plus extra for serving

    Method

    1. Pour the ingredients over ice, add the mint and shake.
    2. Strain into glasses and serve with a mint top in each glass.

    Despite having only four ingredients, there are many versions of this cocktail the three below are, top to bottom, from ‘The Cocktail Bar’ (1960), ‘Cocktails: How to mix them’ (1922) and .‘The Savoy Cocktail Book’ (1930)

    Recipes for Cooperstown cocktails